Friday, 12 October 2012


"We expect the world, and end up disappointed when all we get is a delicious birthday cake."

So said I in my last outpouring.

I thought I'd share a beautiful example of just how disappointing modern life can be down here on Earth - especially when expectations are somewhere up there with the fairies...

A young gentleman - early 20s, wax not gel - has just returned to his seat a few places from mine on the train.

"That woman should be sacked" he barked to his friend, gesturing to the buffet car from whence he came.

"She said they don't do tap water..."

If I were him, I'd take back my birth certificate and ask for a refund.

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